What the fuck do I say about KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER? Beats the shit out of me. All I know is they don't make television like that anymore. Why? I'll tell you. Its all a plot to bore me. 'They' figure that if I'm bored, I'll probably spend more time taking a shit. Clever, huh? I showed them though. I don't even own a fuckin' TV anymore. Take that!
Whatever, retard.
Two songs here. The theme from the TV show and the end theme from the Night Strangler TV movie. Pure fuckin' genius, asswad.
