It ain't rape when she's dead

In DEATH KISS, aka He Killed His Wife aka Rape Killer, this douche pays some other douche to off the first douche's rich wife so he can get his jollies with some other whore. Nothing too original plot wise, is it? Its like every fuckin' episode of Murder She Wrote. Just add some tits and bush.

Twelve tracks up in the muthafucka, they're all pretty short. That's all I've got to say, you fuck.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=B7QS634G

I've seen more dead bodies than you've had TV dinners

What the fuck do I say about KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER? Beats the shit out of me. All I know is they don't make television like that anymore. Why? I'll tell you. Its all a plot to bore me. 'They' figure that if I'm bored, I'll probably spend more time taking a shit. Clever, huh? I showed them though. I don't even own a fuckin' TV anymore. Take that!

Whatever, retard.

Two songs here. The theme from the TV show and the end theme from the Night Strangler TV movie. Pure fuckin' genius, asswad.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O0PYH8UK

Hassle in the Castle

Man, I can't remember a fuckin' thing about this movie. I found these damn files on the computer though, so I figured I'd upload 'em. LA BIMBA DI SATANA has something to do with demonic possession and vaginas or some shit like that. I can't recall because I've been plagued by a pair of phantom sneakers lately. Every time I turn around, they're right there, trying to trip me. Yesterday, they tried to throw me down a flight of stairs. Fuckin' pieces of shit.

Five tracks by some douche. There's some metal-ish ballad-ish riffing going on here and there. Makes me wanna drink some Budweiser, then kill myself. What the fuck am I talking about?

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0DBXZCAS

Nobody could dial a breakfast like mother

A while back I asked if anyone out there had any Scooby Doo underscore music. Nobody fuckin' did. I happened to stumble upon some Hanna Barbera junk last night and ended up with this next gem, underscore music to the Jetsons cartoon. Eleven whole minutes of shit. You can pop this bitch on and pretend your George Jetson, then go fuck Judy's wide asshole. That's all you fucks think about anyway, isn't it? I do a Google image search on the Jetsons and the first three pages were nothing but fantasy porn drawings of the Jetsons fuckin'. Can't anyone watch a cartoon anymore without fantasizing about it and beating off? Fuckin' perverts.

There might be more of this shit to follow, who knows. This comes from the Hanna Barbera Pic-a-Nic Basket volume 2 LP.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2HRZPGX3

No! Not in my ass!

What the fuck do I say about this one? An unusual, moody soundtrack from some old rape fetish movie. What else is there to say? Its a bit unnerving, a bit dance-able, a bit whatever the fuck. To be honest, I'm still waking the fuck up and can't recall one second of the music. Whatever, I'm sure you'll all stick a fist up your asshole and jerk off your dick inside out when you hear this shit.

In other news, fuck you.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1P1H39AM

When a man climbs on top of a woman, she becomes ugly

Yesterday, I had some interesting things to say about ZERO IN AND SCREAM, but this morning I just can't remember what they were. No loss, I'm sure. This guy ain't too hot on broads being pigs, and since they're all pigs he's gotta run around with his rifle and pick them off. Pretty mean-spirited, but that's the way I fuckin' like it.

Buncha fuckin' songs here, I forget how many. They range from stupid stripper rock to jazzy nightmares. What a fuckin' mess. You probably won't love it, but that's what happens when you swallow too much semen.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WLKBCP93

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Volkswagon

Is there anyone out there that can hook me up with this record? I hear it was really lousy, but I just gotta hear the fuckin' thing for myself. Der Fuhrer - The Rock Opera was written by Siems and Quintus and performed by members of Parzival. Allegedly, the production of this album was surrounded by some strange circumstances - such as speakers suddenly making loud banging noises and disembodied voices appearing on the tapes that were previously not there. Whatever.

If anyone has the Warlock rock opera performed by Jane, I'd be most greatful to hear that as well.

P.S - No music today. Its been a hectic week. Another time, you fuck.